Napalm in the Morning
We're having Marjon and Ivon stay with us soon, which means we need to get their room ready. The spare room, over the last few months, has become my yarn/fibre dumping ground. Instead of organizing my stuff, I've just been tossing it in the room and shutting the door to keep the cats out. Toss. Shut. Toss. Shut. You couldn't even walk in there.
Today I decided to pull everything out and try to get organized. I'm in the middle of filling three huge Stearlite bins with yarn and fibre, bringing my stash to eight full bins. One of the bins I filled today is entirely spinning fibre and another one is full of half-finished projects and things that need to be ripped back.
While cleaning up, I found an old notebook I was using for pattern notes and stuff. On the last page with content I found this:
BreastsThighs too big- Possum
- Big fart in the morning
- Curls his toes
- Cooking
- 2nd
It's my handwriting. I have no recollection of this, and I don't know what the hell it means. Big fart in the morning?
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Comments
Dude, by the time you got to Possum, I'd already decided it could just as easily be a list of "random things A says while asleep."
Nicci · May 27 · 12:42 AM
Oh man, funny list! Gawd only knows what it was. 8 bins of fiber? Wowsa.
Shannon · May 27 · 12:56 PM
Yeah, if I found that list and couldn't remember writing it I'd be FREAKED OUT. Wowza.
sandra · May 27 · 6:41 PM
I wasn't freaked out, I just thought it was really funny.
BUT! I showed it to Jeremy and we remembered what it was...we were playing along to The Newlywed Game on tv one day.
Maggie · May 27 · 6:49 PM
At least one of you was sober enough at the time to remember!
sandra · May 28 · 10:31 AM
It's just so hard to stay away from the crack.
Maggie · May 28 · 12:46 PM
And I was so looking forward to sleeping and drooling on your yarn
;-)
Marjon · May 29 · 9:18 PM
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who writes things, doesn't remember it, but can still recognize that *I* wrote it. Glad you atl east changes breasts to thighs. It's all about proportions, anyway. Really.
Dave Daniels · Jun 4 · 6:46 PM